Joke of the day:
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.
He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive
woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He
was very self concious about his eye but got up the nerve
to ask her for a dance.
"Would you like to dance with me?"he asked.
She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her,"BIG NOSE!"
